Es un sucio truco. Pero ahora mismo no puedo dividir mi mente/tiempo en dos blogs. ¿Hay alguien que lea esto que no lea lo otro?
Club Orlov se ha convertido en una de mis fuentes favoritas de información realista sobre el colapso (de la civilización, se entiende). Ya he citado a Orlov anteriormente, pero me siguen maravillando sus doctos -y sarcásticos- análisis de los procesos que pueden conducir, o que lo están haciendo ya, a una nación poderosa como Estados Unidos a un estado pre-tecnológico. El tío es una especie de Noam Chomsky del armagedón.
“Fast food outfits such as McDonalds have more ways to cut costs, and so may prove a bit more resilient in the face of economic collapse than supermarket chains, but they are no substitute for food security, because they too depend industrial agribusiness. Their food inputs, such as high-fructose corn syrup, genetically modified potatoes, various soy-based fillers, factory-farmed beef, pork and chicken, and so forth, are derived from oil, two-thirds of which is imported, as well as fertilizer made from natural gas. They may be able to stay in business longer, supplying food-that-isn’t-really-food, but eventually they will run out of inputs along with the rest of the supply chain. Before they do, they may for a time sell burgers that aren’t really burgers, like the bread that wasn’t really bread that the Soviet government distributed in Leningrad during the Nazi blockade. It was mostly sawdust, with a bit of rye flour added for flavor.”
Algunos de mis posts favoritos:
- Five Stages of Collapse
“If Stage 1 collapse can be observed by watching television, observing Stage 2 might require a hike or a bicycle ride to the nearest population center, while Stage 3 collapse is more than likely to be visible directly through one’s own living-room window, which may or may not still have glass in it.”- Social Collapse Best Practices
“I happened to be in Russia during a time of gasoline shortages. On one occasion, I found out by word of mouth that a certain gas station was open and distributing 10 liters apiece. I brought along my uncle’s wife, who at the time was 8 months pregnant, and we tried use her huge belly to convince the gas station attendant to give us an extra 10 liters with which to drive her to the hospital when the time came. No dice. The pat answer was: “Everybody is 8 months pregnant!” How can you argue with that logic?”- Burning Our Bridges to the XXI Century
“We are making an effort to save financial institutions, which are the ultimate ephemera of industrial civilization, and are absolutely guaranteed to have no reason to continue into a future in which debt, denominated in future earnings that will be meager at best, and money, which will only hold its value for as long as it guarantees access to sources of pure, concentrated energy, all steadily dwindle to nothing. It is as if the doctors decided to only try to save persistent vegetative quadriplegics with terminal cancer, or if the environmentalists decided that the endangered species list only has room for one animal: the vampire bat.”- Bullets from Drug War
“This is no longer a war against drugs; it is now a contest between alternative drug distribution systems. One alternative is a centralized, paramilitary organization run by CIA remnants, former military, and former police. Another alternative is ethnic mafias, which will diversify into many other kinds of trade. The third, nautrally most cost-effective alternative will be provided by informal, local distribution networks based on barter, which will be all that is left once the dust settles. The downside of all this is that it will be hard to find anyone sober enough to operate a light switch. The upside to that is that the national electrical grid will go away, so there will be little need of that.”- Superpower Similarities
“The rationale for imprisoning over two million people in the United States, the world’s highest rate of incarceration, is that it deters crime. Sociologists slice and dice crime statistics looking for a correlation between increased rates of incarceration and decreased crime rates. The best they seem to be able to find is a correlation of about 0.25 between an increased rate of incarceration and a decrease in the crime rate. It is sometimes possible to find a stronger correlation between, say, rain dances and rainfall amounts.”Por cierto, leyendo a Orlov se da uno cuenta de que muchas de las cosas que asociamos con el fin del mundo ya han sucedido en Rusia en algún momento de su historia.
Disfrutadlo.
Traducido de Pruned via Microsiervos:
“Bajo esta cúpula de hormigón situada en la Isla Runit, parte del atolón de Enewetak, construída entre 1977 y 1980 por 239 millones de dólares, descansan 85.000 metros cúbicos de de suelo y escombros radiactivos provinientes de los atolones Bikini y Rongelap. La cúpula cubre el crater de 10 metros de profundidad y 116 de diámetro creado el 5 de mayo de 1958 por la explosión del test Cactus.”
Si alguna vez quisísteis saber cuando y dónde se han producido explosiones nucleares (oficialmente unas 2000) a lo largo de la Historia, podéis consultar este hilo de Keyhole, un foro dedicado a Google Maps, con un montón de explosiones registradas, agrupadas por nación perpetradora y descargables en formato KMZ.
Como nota lúdica, cualquier usuario puede calcular lo que le pasaría a su ciudad de residencia (aplicación en Java) si a alguien le diera por detonar uno de estos. Sólo valen ciudades americanas, pero a modo de referencia, Los Angeles Atlanta y Madrid tienen un área y población comparables. La carga media de un misil nuclear estadounidense es de 200 kilotones; la estimación de la de un ataque nuclear terrorista ronda entre uno y diez.
¡A divertirse!
Actualización: gracias a Kroy, atento lector, me percato de que me he colado con lo del área. Aunque el número de habitantes es parecido, Los Angeles (ciudad) es el doble de grande que Madrid. Eso sí, el área metropolitana del condado de Los Angeles es harina de otro costal, y me imagino que el dato que ha hecho saltar las alarmas de Kroy: 17 millones de habitantes y 12,000 km².
Más actualización: la aplicación Ground Zero que manda Gorus mola bastante más que la de arriba y está integrada en Google Maps. Lo cual viene a demostrar que efectivamente, es difícil discutir que lo que se entiende generalmente por Los Angeles sea comparable en tamaño y población a Madrid (autopatada en el trasero).
Underground command bunker at Offutt Air Base in Nebraska, circa 1961 (via The Nuclear Vault)
“In the 1920’s the people of Europe feared the future as a dark, despairing place. Despite the loss of over five million Europeans in the Great War, the region was still plagued with the social maladies which had led to the conflict. The humans were maladjusted to the Industrial Age and the changes in labor which it spawned. To make matters worse, both scholars and soothsayers of the day postulated that world’s fluxing economies would congeal into two economic blobs: the Americas would unify into a wealthy super-state in the west, while the east colluded to become an enormous pan-Asian power. Europe would be left economically isolated, with a limited range of climates for farming and fewer resources at hand. Nowhere was the gloom thicker than in Germany where the terms of the Treaty of Versailles led to poverty and hunger for much of the population. It was in the midst of that dark time that an architect named Herman Sörgel devised a plan to preserve Europe through this daunting new worldscape.”
La historia del desarrollo de Fallout en 15 entretenidos minutos, desde Wasteland a la última entrega, que sale… hoy. Ameno para neófitos y reconfortante para old-schoolers.
(visto en Kotaku)
Es un lugar común que debido ciertos hechos ocurridos en Europa a mediados del siglo pasado, hoy podríamos estar todos hablando alemán y saludando con la mano extendida. Por aquí nos encanta el alemán porque suena muy viril y primitivo, pero preferimos saludar haciendo un calvo. Eso no quita que los avances de los Nazis en materia de armamento experimental nos provoquen erecciones, académicamente hablando. Wikipedia tiene un buen surtido aquí.
Por el mismo precio: mechs nazis, manuales de tanques alemanes y propaganda nacionalsocialista.